Wednesday, January 11, 2012

News From Utopia

If government funded "safe" injections sites and "free" crack pipes don't address every addicts every need how about a "lounge" serving free alchohol to alchoholics?

I kid you, not.

“It would be members only because once word gets out it is free alcohol, everyone that just wants a free drink would show up,” he said.


Genius!

10 comments:

  1. What next, free "sex trade workers" for "sex-addicts?"

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    1. That would work... as long as Viagra was distributed as part of the package...

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  2. Oh, but heavens to betsy if you DARE light up a cigarette! I was reading yesterday about some place in CA (where else?) that they'd sent back for review a law banning smoking pretty much everywhere (including private residences) to make sure marijuana smoking would exempt from the prohibition.

    We live in wacky world.

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    1. Well, wacky is ONE descriptor. Another one is "insane". Or how about "Alice In Wonderland-ish"? Egads!

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    2. lady red, there was a very old cartoon where Porky the Pig had a dream and ended up in "Wacky Land" - Alice's dream was sane by comparison! That's what I was thinking of. :-)

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    3. Lyana: http://youtu.be/AXCoX9eRf_8

      Looks suspiciously like Theodore Geisel did some work on that one. He officially worked on some Warners cartoons in the '40's

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    4. LOL - good find, Matt! I haven't seen it for a while; it's even trippier than I remembered...

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