Racy Humououour

So, I'm browsing on line for some long-sleeved thermal tops to wear under my scrubs when I come upon this gem:

Once I spluttered the coffee out of my nose and finished LMAO, I kept on shopping, but I couldn't quit giggling over the butt-lifting thermals. How would I look in those?

Oo-la-la!

There was also "lifting" undies for the menfolk. Picturing Noah's face as he opened them on Christmas morning was almost enough of a motivator to buy them (but, as they say, paybacks are a you-know-what!), hahaha!

I'll keep the pic of THAT little gem off of our front page: view at your own risk. Remember I DID say "racy"!

Still Wondering What To Buy That Special Someone?

From today's Telegraph.

For Him:

There is no valid reason for this. Ever.

For Her:

Deck your boobs with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la, la la la la

What's For Dinner?

Well, if you are lucky enough to get a reservation at the world's best restaurant el bulli ( or as I like to call it; el bulls#*#) the first of your 49 courses consists of:

Dry Martini

a spherical globule of reconstituted olive juice placed on the tongue and then sprayed with atomised gin and vermouth

Hmm...globule and reconstituted don't really scream appetizing to me. But maybe that's just me.

Followed by,

"smoked mousse" – a tobacco flavoured foam – "flowers paper" – essentially a sheet of candyfloss impregnated with roses, geraniums and pansies, and "hare loin in its own blood", in truth a sauce of tangy raspberry juice.

Hmmm, that's enough for me. But alas! e bulls*#* is closing this weekend. How will we ever live with ourselves never having been there???

I'm verklempt.

Not.

Kitchen FAIL

For only $69.95, you too can be the weirdo that all the neighbors avoid!

Of all things

These folks have the "scoop" on their business

Glad folks have the cash for such services in these hard times. But all the more power to them to make a success and rake the doo doo in!

Making a $300 Fan Takes Cojones

After watching the commercials, Matt and I were thinking about purchasing a Dyson fan. Mainly because it is advertised as being silent. Here's how it works:



I wanted to get some idea of how much it cost. So I did my duty and googled. The google god led me here!

I'm still picking myself up off the floor after ROFLMAO at this comment. Possibly the funniest comment evah on the world wide internets. Oh, and did I mention that the fan costs $300?

anexanhume: For $300, you could hire a hooker to fan you with a large plant leaf, and she'd still function during a blackout.

Thank you "anexanhume" you are hilarious.