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Friday Night Funny

I was looking for an old email today and came across a series of correspondence that some of the regulars at this blog had during election week in 2012.  On Friday of that week I posted this Carson clip.  I watched it again today and thought it worth reposting because it's so hilariously funny.  Like I said back then, I miss Johnny.

Enjoy!

OMG

Could this be any funnier:

I just bought a new jeep. I'm naming it Elizabeth Warren, because it's all white, but says it's a Cherokee. pic.twitter.com/uPPsJ6pLUq

— Cowdog  🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸 (@kryptokoi) August 25, 2018

Happy New Year Comrades

Matt and I are messing around with the blog layout and trying to clean things up a bit.  We have deleted some long dead links and added some new shiny ones.  Much has been done arbitrarily but we will be emailing most of you for consensus on some other changes.  Sorry to jump in with both feet without warning you first.  Our new year's resolution is: Action over procrastination.

If we have removed something you can't live without, please let us know and we will endeavor to return it.

Meanwhile please feel free to be offended by the hilarious Billy Connolly who lets us know, in no uncertain measure, his views on beigeism.  And for the sensitive souls amongst us please know that Billy's language is far from beige.

Election Humououour

Clever and funny!

A Sprinkling of Levity on a Rainy Day

Darwin Adventures

West Yellowstone, ID —  The National Park Service, in conjunction with Bermuda-based vacation destination company BrightStar Adventures Limited has announced the nation’s first “interactive wildlife petting zoo” nestled in West Yellowstone National Park. The joint venture, which is tentatively called Joe Rogan’s Darwin Adventures, will feature the famous park’s native wildlife and allow participants to interact with the animals without Park Rangers interfering.

In the past few years, the United States Park Service has faced substantial funding cutbacks at the same time as the number of park visitors has skyrocketed. Because of this, park management has focused its resources on visitor safety, like preventing tourists from petting roaming Bison, and less on supervising attractions. BrightStar saw an opportunity to both relieve the pressures on Yellowstone staff and provide a “unique experience to the back-to-nature market segment.”

LMAO!!!  Read the rest here:Nevada County Scooper

Hillary Therapy Clinic

MJA at IOTW says: click and drag has never been so much fun!

See it here.

It's hilarious. Enjoy!

It's A Puppy Pinwheel!

This is so freaking adorable that I just had to share it with you all.

Happy Monday!

Why?

Subject: Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?

DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.

JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not.

CHRIS CHRISTIE: We need to waterboard that chicken to find out why it crossed the road.

RAND PAUL: It's none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.

NANCY PELOSI: We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the road to see what it says.

CARLY FIORINA: Hillary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.

BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken

BEN CARSON: This isn't brain surgery... It wanted grain.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

BERNIE SANDERS: That little chicken will pay 80% income taxes no matter what side of the road it's on. He's got to help finance free college even for those that just want a four year vacation.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

H/T: Sarah Palin

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Chip Anyone?

Sweet Doggies

This is hilarious! I love all these furry sweethearts...

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

This silly article was published at the NYT, correlating Trump supporters with a variety of traits, including no education and living in mobile homes. Some of the comments are priceless, but one, written by poster "fourteen" from Boston, had me literally laughing out loud:

This is a fun but not very meaningful article. Your test of correlation strength is useless without a test of significance. And your highest strength of 0.61 is way below what is needed to "examine what factors predict a high level of Trump support relative to the total number of registered voters." 0.61 has an insignificant r-squared of 36%

I enjoyed the mobile home predictor. You might also consider testing the correlation of Trumpism with hurricane incidence.

Additional variables for follow-on research are: wearing wife-beater t-shirts, ownership of pick-ups with American flag decals, obesity, burping, loud mufflers, tattoos, Budweiser drinkers, TV watchers, and the name "Bubba."

Funny stuff!

I'm a Logger

Help The Homeless!

Need More Speed?

A Vegetarian's Nightmare

Kanye West Is A F*cking Retard

Here's a giant snifter of sanity in a crazy world. Thank you Gavin McInnes.

"We are so cloaked in guilt we can’t see the fool lampooning our fear. I don’t get it. Kanye West is a fucking retard, and as a true egalitarian I enjoy making fun of him. If you were truly nonracist, you would too."

Read the whole thing. Definitely NSFW or kids.

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