"President Barack Obama and the Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."
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LOL!!! Loved it, lady red, great way to start my day, thank you!
ReplyDelete"As a nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I'll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
ReplyDeleteSaid Vice President Joe Biden: "As an ex-senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."
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Well, I, for one, am in completel agreement with this proposed legislation...just think of the benefits...
ReplyDeleteIf no body needs no ability then no one needs no edumacation which means that no tax dollars need be spent on no schools and if there no be any schools then it follows that there will be no universities or no colleges or no institutions of higher learning therefore no student loans and no defaults and no hunger and no homelessness and therefore no need for guns because no body will be sick or sad or unhappy or no thing like that.
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