Sunday, September 1, 2013

Stuff You Couldn't Make Up...

This is entirely the weirdest written article about the weirdest looney toon.  The fact that the subject of the article is BO's half sister makes it even weirder.  So, pull up a chair, pour yourself a magic goblet of moondew and laugh, snicker, despair.

Her innate tendency toward peacefulness, she said, had been sown and sewn into her own soul through the agency of her extraordinary mother’s uncommonly colour-blind and progressive world view. Through Stanley Ann Dunham, the white mid-American seeker and social anthropologist who married first an African and then an Indonesian man, she said, “I was granted comity, I was granted tolerance, I was granted artistry, I was granted sweetness.”
And I am granted an overwhelming desire to puke.

3 comments:

  1. Calling Obama a "warrior" president is enough to make me puke.

    Weird is right. Yuck. I feel like I need a shower to wash off all the moombeams and unicorn sparkles.

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  2. Oh my sweet hairy Jesus!

    Once upon a time, when I was young & foolish, the band that I was lead singer for, played a frat party at Penn State.

    We got drunk (at least I fell UP the stairs) so I figure that is drunk enough.

    The next morning, as we walked out to our van to drive home (thank God for foolish, young constitutions) we passed a frat brother who had drunk so much that he had actually thrown up the contents of his intestines - there were obvious feces in the waste can beside his near-lifeless body on the couch.(sorry if that is TMI)

    THAT is how I feel about this absurd paean to socialist, politically correct idiocy.

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  3. instructor of Peace Education for the Humanities

    Gag me with a spoon. This article was fit for The Onion!

    I love what you said after the quote, Fay :-)

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