News You Can Use

Despite my best efforts, I find myself unable to keep up with the news at home the way I used to.  I’m overseas, I’m busy and, frankly, most of the stuff I used to read closely has lost its appeal.  Finding myself alone today at lunch, a very rare occasion, I decided to catch up.  Let me see if I have this right, in no particular order:

--  Young black men in New Orleans opened fire on a Mother’s Day gathering.

--  AP complains that the Obama Administration has been recording its top editors phone calls and monitoring both landline and cell phones at the press agency.

-- The Obama Administration’s IRS has been conducting investigations and audits on groups that appear aligned with the Tea Party movement.

-- The DCM at U.S. Embassy Tripoli testified that that attack on Benghazi was an orchestrated terrorist attack, that he spoke directly with Secretary Clinton and there was never any question raised as to what they were speaking about, yet the Obama Administration pinned the blame for the attack on a demonstration against an anti-Islam film on You Tube, whose maker was then arrested by L.A. County Sheriff’s Deputies and is now in prison on Federal charges.

-- According to the Detroit City Manager, the capital of black America is bankrupt and may need a Federal bailout.

-- It is looking more and more likely that the Borat Brothers killed three people in Boston on Sept 11, 2011.  Police were stumped at the time, but it turns out that the nearly decapitated bodies covered in marijuana were the former friends, roommates and workout buddies with Borat the Elder, who was known widely to enjoy marijuana.

-- Latino men abducted and held three European-American girls as sex slaves for over a decade.

-- Malcolm X’s grandson, a career criminal, was murdered in a Mexico City nightclub after he refused to pay the (grossly inflated) bar tab for all the women and booze.

-- A black doctor in Philly is found guilty of butchering newborn babies, which the mainstream press calls “abortion.”

-- A Dominican gang in New York City was charged with stealing $45 million dollars from ATMs.

-- The Post Office lost 1.9 billion dollars in the Second Quarter of 2013 alone.

-- Civil Rights ground zero, Birmingham, Alabama, is bankrupt and wracked with violence. The Klan is nowhere in evidence.

-- Republican are big, lying liars and meanies and all of this is their fault.

See? I told you Obama winning was the best thing that could ever happen to us.  At this rate, we should have a sane country and a new government by 2030, at the latest. Meanwhile, I’ll be in France, in “dead Europe” where thousands of young people are partying for the National Front in Paris while I type this.