Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Wednesday Morning Humououour

For the cranky old farts!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands...

This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other.



DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA  SAFE

What's for
dinner?

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you
wearing that?

You sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you
so worked up about?

Could we be
overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.

I've always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.



Cheers from the brilliant young ladies
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10 comments:

  1. RadioMattMMay 18, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    Judging by the last column, I see that Fay had some input into that chart!

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  2. annieMay 18, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    Here's a good one - but not quite in the spirit of your post Lady Red>. :)

    imgw:"http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/annekl/Emoticons/Women.jpg"

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  3. floranistaMay 18, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    ROFLMAO!!!

    I love you, lady red! That sure perked up my blah morning :-)

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  4. lady redMay 18, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    Annie, LOL!

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  5. AridogMay 18, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    Reminds me of my daughter's favorite thing for dinner: RESERVATIONS

    Therefore, line 1, column 3 is always a winner ... foregone conclusion, actually.

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  6. AridogMay 18, 2011 at 1:32 PM

    Oh, and there's nothing "safe" about line 3, column 2 ... epic fail there!

    No comment on Annie's contribution. Nothing "safe" about that one fur sur.

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  7. AridogMay 18, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    And my all time favorite question a woman might ask" "Does this dress make me look fat?"

    There is NO answer ... you're trapped, admit it.

    "Yes" means you look fat.

    "No" means you're fat but it hides it well.

    You cannot just say "Wow!" ... still implies fat. "OMG" not recommended either.

    Best (act deaf) rejoinder is: "Where would you like to go for dinner, Beautiful?"

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  8. floranistaMay 18, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    You have learned well, Grasshopper...

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  9. airforcewifeMay 20, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    They should make that on wallet sized cards. Hand them out at the airport.

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  10. AridogMay 20, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    airforcewife said...

    They should make that on wallet sized cards. Hand them out at the airport.

    Might be hard to get all this ...

    imgw:"http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/annekl/Emoticons/Women.jpg"

    ... on hand-out cards.

    Oh, wait ... =))

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