Saturday, April 2, 2011

Hats For Sale! Tinfoil Hats For Sale!!

The sudden spate of  on-air gibberish spouting, has the world's deep thinkers wondering;

Are US government microwave mind-control experiments causing TV presenters brains to go into melt down mode?

I really can't say anything more, right now.  Must search the fridge for leftovers.  Dear God, I'm out of tinfoil!!
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15 comments:

  1. RadioMattMApril 2, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    And how many talking heads are there? So why is it a surprise that some should spout jibberish from time to time? Especially a 68 year old woman?

    Ted Kennedy must have been a prime target. He spoke gibberish on many occasions. And if the military were to target someone, wouldn't they target the pretender-in-chief? Not that anyone would notice. Maybe that's why he always has a teleprompter.

    And if you look at how people type, I must be a favorite of the military's

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  2. lady redApril 2, 2011 at 9:12 PM

    So...when I start babbling gibberish, I can blame it on eeeevil gov't mind-melting laser beam microwaves? Cool!

    /running to tell Noah my newest excuse...

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  3. lewy14April 3, 2011 at 5:34 AM

    Just for lulz I think I'll submit a grant request to the NEA, proposing a phirgian cap CNC machined from a solid billet of aircraft aluminum. I bet I'd get the grant.

    Mind control rays? Considering the vast and disparate nonsense spewing from everywhere, the damn mind control rays are on the fritz, I'd say.

    And yet. The recent gibberish spate is odd - seems unlikely to get a cluster like that. But then, rare things happen - rarely. Statistics are like that.

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  4. AridogApril 3, 2011 at 8:27 AM

    Lewy14 ... how old fashioned of you to design around solid aluminum when thanks to RFID chips in everything these days (look at your newest credit or debit cards for the *broadcast* symbol) ... there's a whole new "real" tin foil hat shielding & containment industry out there.

    imgw:"http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/CardSleeve.jpg"

    And yes, the federal government has an interest ... they furnish a foil envelope with each new PASS Card or Passport.

    You can still get in on it because no one's yet made hats ... IIRC, except for maybe a private special anti-gibberish preventer order by Joe Biden for his personal use. A really cool *mad-bomber* style hat made of the foil would be a hot seller.

    I've now got a wallet that is entirely aluminum foil and/or fine stainless steel thread shielded, plus a dozen of the little foil card envelopes for use in regular wallets...until I change to the new "tin foil hat" wallet.

    imgw:"http://www.idstronghold.com/images/wallet-10-slot-w-idopen.jpg"

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  5. floranistaApril 3, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    ...except for maybe a private special anti-gibberish preventer order by Joe Biden for his personal use.

    :))

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  6. AridogApril 3, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    Hey ... I'm serious. Lewy is an EE ...which equals credibility. He could make a fortune selling real bomber style foil hats, problably even get a federal grant (that EE again) to "research it" as well.

    img:"http://cdn.costumesupercenter.com/csc_inc/images/items/200x200/49162R.jpg"

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  7. lewy14April 4, 2011 at 2:04 AM

    ari - dude - you were in Vietnam, that's marketing street cred. We'll set up a company selling tinfoil hats on the web. We'll advertise on Alex Jones' site. We'll make $$$... srsly...

    Check these guys out... maybe we really do need teh foyl hatz...

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  8. AridogApril 4, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    Reference the "Mynd" device ... is it needed? What with the cleavage thread and the girl in their advertisement I detected a firm response but much lower down than the skull.

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  9. AridogApril 4, 2011 at 8:05 AM

    Lewy ... you know what is really scary? Scary is the fact that we probably could get well selling the foil bomber style hats.

    Late night cable television is loaded with offers no less outrageous. You got your 3 mini-blueberry plant seedlings for $10 yet?!! Doncha dare miss it ... they will produce thousands of berries over and over from a small pot in your kitchen!

    Psssst: I wonder if it comes with a few thousand mosquito larvae as well? Blueberry picking without mosquitoes just isn't right!!

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  10. Dances With TyposApril 5, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    Aridog said:

    "Psssst: I wonder if it comes with a few thousand mosquito larvae as well? Blueberry picking without mosquitoes just isn't right!!"

    When I was a kid, Mom would take all those able to walk on their own out to pick real, wild blueberries (yum).

    Our worries were not mosquitoes, but the copperheads that would wait under the bushes for birds and rodents who also came to partake of nature's blue bounty.

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  11. floranistaApril 5, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    What about the bears???

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  12. AridogApril 6, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    :D

    imgw:"http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/aridog/DSC00355-Semi-cropped.jpg"

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  13. floranistaApril 6, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    :D

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  14. lady redApril 7, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    I'll take the bear over the copperheads. I hate those slithery demons. This time of year the babies are hiding under rocks or anything laying in the yard.

    /shudder

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  15. Dances With TyposApril 10, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    Actually, as kids, we never thought of bears. Black bears were much more rare then than now.

    But, as Lady Red said, copperheads were everywhere, including at one time, a nest full of hatchlings under our doghouse.

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