From My Email

For Lady Red (mostly)

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries
to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake,she looks at the flabbergasted
teller,and without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's just great....Some asshole's got my pen!'