Via my nephew on FB, source unknown:
"Apple announced the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them!"
I'll be happy to..., no, better not go there.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! (I can't believe there's boobies on the front page and no lewy!) ;))
ReplyDeleteFay, ROFLMAO!!! That was a much needed laugh, I'll have to send it to Tom's work for Monday!
ReplyDeleteWaiting for lewy in 5...4...3...2...
Lewy, lewy, oh yeah, we got boobs!
ReplyDeleteCarefully considering my response here... ;)
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How did I get the reputation of a boob man? I don't objectify body parts... I adore women in their entirety!
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As to the joke... I assume the iTit comes in pairs... but then stereo is so last century, you need at least six speakers for surround sound...
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I could go on... but I think that suffices. :D
ReplyDeleteThose with Y chromosomes (you know who you are) can get my entire (im)modest collection here. (Limited time only; I'll probably pull these down sooner or later).
Thanks for posting this Fay... this is the kind of trolling I look forward to for months!
Matt says he will be checking out your sources for research purposes!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
I love you Lewy :)
Heh, one more in the context of the iTit gag...
ReplyDeleteCAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?... GOOD!
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Excellent Lewy, I knew we could count on you to keep abreast of the situation.
ReplyDeleteWhat songs do they play? R-E-S-P-E-C-T??? Can you download a playlist on them like you would your iPOD Nano?
ReplyDeleteLewy, you're a gem! I know the Gents of the Kitchen will appreciate your much-researched contribution to this weighty discussion.
ReplyDeleteFay @ 11: LMAO! Brilliant!