Sunday, November 28, 2010

The Religion Of Atheism: Part Deux

Proselytizing on billboards?  Um, yeah.  Great idea.  Next they'll be papering my front door with fliers, or stuffing leaflets under my windshield wipers, or giving their top Atheist-In-Chief a funny hat to wear and a smudge pot.



But hey!  They've been reasonable since...1963!

10 comments:

  1. American Atheists: rubbing a belief in people's faces in the name of not rubbing a belief in people's faces since 1963.

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  2. I really wonder why some atheists (because actually, most of the atheists I know don't care) are so vested in shoving their religion of no-religion down my throat.

    I don't care that they don't believe. Really. But apparently they care that I do. Why?

    I think it's a small penis issue.

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  3. I think it's a small penis issue.

    Could you be any funnier?

    I think not.

    And yes, I do know that the word penis is going to be in the recent comments sidebar for a week.

    At least.

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  4. ...I think it's a small penis issue...


    No silly...having a small penis tends to make you buy a lot of guns...not turn into an atheist.

    At least that's what Mr. Helmke and his ilk believe.

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  5. See? There you go, penis is now going to be in three comments in a row.

    Anyone seen Stormi....

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  6. OK, so I don't check in for a while, and the first thing I see on the sidebar is:

    See? There you go, penis is now going to be in th...

    And I'm of course thinking, the what? What?

    And do I click?

    Of course I do. I'm lewy.

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  7. Oh lewy. The possibilities for that penis statement were truly unlimited.

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  8. Also, aside from small penises, these atheist organizations seem to have been woefully inadequately prepared for the real world by their parents.

    Freedom of religion does not mean a sanitized freedom FROM religion. And stomping your foot and yelling cuss words doesn't necessarily get results when you're out of pre-school.

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  9. "And stomping your foot and yelling cuss words doesn't necessarily get results when you're out of pre-school."

    But it DOES get results: It gets you ignored.

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  10. I don't care that they don't believe. Really. But apparently they care that I do. Why?

    I think it's a small penis issue.


    afw, ROFLMAO!!!!

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