Wednesday, August 7, 2013

The Fat Police

Americans are fat. Obese. Tubby. Jiggly. Out of shape and out of breath. Artery-clogged and diabetic. Hypertensive. Protuberant. Rotund.

But don't worry, the Obama regime is here to help you by organizing fat patrols in YOUR neighborhood. Thoughtful medical academics, firmly ensconced behind their mahogany desks and their padded pay envelopes (in a galaxy far, far away from actual reality) have sharpened their pencils and scribbled out 83 ways to leave your lover ways to wage the battle of the bulge.

If this doesn't give you a shiver of apprehension, you may need to check your pulse. 

In a sane, fiscally-responsible world, the government would not hand out faux-debit cards for "poor" people to buy all those chips and sodas. Give them a food box every week with staples. Oatmeal. Beans. Fruits and veggies. Truly poor folks will be grateful for the assistance, and who gives a rat's behind about the rest.

Of course, the Unicorns & Rainbows Brigade can't do that. Their voting pool of sponge-brained moochers will riot if any of their goodies are taken away. By taking the insidious "non-compliance= no health care" approach, the zombies won't know what hit them until they're dead as a doornail.





1 comment:

  1. I once had a doctor tell me that I am obese. I think they have lowered the standard for the definition of obese. Why? Because people get public funds for fighting obesity.

    One of the things that is used to show how widespread obesity is now is to point out how seating has to be much larger than it was 70-80 years ago. I would like to ask how many people were six feet tall or taller 70-80 years ago. I am sure that number is much greater today as well.

    The idea of handing out healthy food instead of EBT cards or food stamps is a good one, but you are right on why that is not done.

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