Tuesday, May 24, 2011

TCKT Tech

MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. TTYL -talk to you louder!
 
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  1. florrieMay 24, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    All I can say is...ROFLMFAO!!!

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  2. RadioMattMMay 24, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    OMG: Oh my gout.

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  3. florrieMay 24, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    haahahaa, good one, Matt :-)

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  4. annieMay 25, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    LOL! Talking of which, here's an ancient joke I found in my inbox on the same subject:

    Recently I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
    This is how it manifests:

    I decide to wash my car.

    As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table.

    I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

    I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

    So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first.

    But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

    I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

    My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

    I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

    I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

    As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

    I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

    I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

    I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.

    Someone left it on the kitchen table.

    I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where
    it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

    I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.

    So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

    Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

    At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my
    checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

    Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

    I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

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  5. florrieMay 25, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    annie, lol!!!! I have that disease!!

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  6. lady redMay 25, 2011 at 8:35 AM

    Annie, that describes me too! LMAO!

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  7. AridogMay 25, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    test

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  8. AridogMay 25, 2011 at 9:50 AM

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  9. AridogMay 25, 2011 at 9:51 AM

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  10. AridogMay 25, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    Yay! It's working again. :D

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