"Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed: The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff "
Reviews: "I bought two, left them alone in the refrigerator for a week, and now I have thirty-eight."
"Worst pair of slippers I have ever owned. Put em on right out of the box FEET WERE FREEZING. Color wasn't as pictured either. They had a bad smell after a few days and really didnt have much arch support."
For years I have searched for the perfect audio book project. "Shogun," some friends suggested. "War and Peace," I've considered. Or perhaps "Green Eggs and Ham."
But it wasn't until I stumbled, quite by chance, across "The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China" that I knew. I KNEW.
Sure, the title and the first few hundred pages may seem off-putting. "What the f*@k is this?" Brad demanded, just 20 pages in. "It's like some kind of terrible grad school thesis."
But right around page 375, the OFWTSIGC (2009-14) becomes a white-knuckled, roller coaster of emotions--the sort we expect from world class thrillers. Indeed, just when you think the author has exhausted his dear readers, after what seems an unimaginably methodical survey of mainland China's wood toilet seat projections, he reminds us, ever so artfully, about GREATER China.
Taiwan. Macao. Hong Frigging Kong.
Now, admittedly, the near $500 price may be a bit daunting, but on a per word basis, it's quite a bargain. And imagine its uses! Senate Filibusters will never be the same. OFWTSIGC (2009-14) It also makes a terrific father's day gift for that dad who "thinks" he has everything. This will show him, huh.
I can tell I'll be spending some time this evening reading Amazon reviews :-) Who knew they offered such...erm...intriguing items? Who knew!!
When you've finished howling, here's another one:
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O.M.G. I'm dying here, soooooooooooooooo funny!
Delete"Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed:
The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China
Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff "
Reviews:
"I bought two, left them alone in the refrigerator for a week, and now I have thirty-eight."
"Worst pair of slippers I have ever owned.
Put em on right out of the box FEET WERE FREEZING.
Color wasn't as pictured either. They had a bad smell after a few days and really didnt have much arch support."
Fay, I just looked up the wood toilet thing.
DeleteROFLMAO!!!!
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Unfortunately, Dr LaMerde met his end in India when he was walking at night without a flashlight and fell into a wet, smelly septic hole. ”
And then there is this review:
DeleteFor years I have searched for the perfect audio book project. "Shogun," some friends suggested. "War and Peace," I've considered. Or perhaps "Green Eggs and Ham."
But it wasn't until I stumbled, quite by chance, across "The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China" that I knew. I KNEW.
Sure, the title and the first few hundred pages may seem off-putting. "What the f*@k is this?" Brad demanded, just 20 pages in. "It's like some kind of terrible grad school thesis."
But right around page 375, the OFWTSIGC (2009-14) becomes a white-knuckled, roller coaster of emotions--the sort we expect from world class thrillers. Indeed, just when you think the author has exhausted his dear readers, after what seems an unimaginably methodical survey of mainland China's wood toilet seat projections, he reminds us, ever so artfully, about GREATER China.
Taiwan. Macao. Hong Frigging Kong.
Now, admittedly, the near $500 price may be a bit daunting, but on a per word basis, it's quite a bargain. And imagine its uses! Senate Filibusters will never be the same. OFWTSIGC (2009-14) It also makes a terrific father's day gift for that dad who "thinks" he has everything. This will show him, huh.
I can tell I'll be spending some time this evening reading Amazon reviews :-) Who knew they offered such...erm...intriguing items? Who knew!!
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Trawling Amazon is almost as much fun as exploring You Tube.
DeleteDr. LaMerde LOL!
This little gizmo is a bargain at twice the price and much more accurate than the voices in my head.
ReplyDelete:)) Another gem!
Deletenot recommended for a drunken rampage
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Hilarious find, lady red. I won't ask how you came across this ;-)
Reading these was the most fun I've had no a cold Monday night in a long, long time. Thanks, Lady Red
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