It's not that you've been caught in a youthful indiscretion; you're not young. You have exhibited such an appalling lack of judgement and morals that you make other sleazy men look tame by comparison. Suddenly icky Tiger Woods and purulent Brett Favre seem misguided rather than scummy. That is quite an accomplishment, Anthony.
Now, go. Slither back under your rock.
I think if I see his bare chest or his boxer-briefed crotch one more time I'll hurl. He is SO nasty. Ewwww! Ew ew ew. He makes my skin crawl.
ReplyDeleteAnybody here think he's hawt? Ew. :-o
"his boxer-briefed crotch"
ReplyDeleteYou do know there is a picture of his un-boxer briefed junk in circulation don't you???
Weasel Zippers had a link to it yesterday (I'm not going to link it here). Like they said, get the eye bleach ready.
Your picture is LMAO perfect!
And no, he's definitely not hawt.
ReplyDeleteThese are the best words (and pithy too!) that I've read about Weiner. I have greatly enjoyed Red Eye's take on the whole icky mess.
ReplyDeletePerfect graphic as well, lady red.
Thirded on the not hawt.
ReplyDeleteYou couldn't pay me enough to even glimpse at the nekkid pic. Bleh! Double bleh!
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I'm being persuaded, by my reading here and there, that first, with a likely successor to Weiner being as corrupt and perhaps even more of a progressive twit than he, and secondly that if he stays he makes a perfect whipping boy for the Republicans that it may be advantageous to let him stay in office. After all, the shit-head already has nineteen years in Congress and will consequently retire to a very comfortable life. Now, if those benefits could somehow be taken away from him as a result of House Ethics Committee hearings and expulsion then I'm all for him being kicked out versus allowing him to resign.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, well done Lady Red and the illio is perfect!
An illio?
ReplyDeleteLuther...you mean to tell me that thing is REAL???
*running off while shrieking*
Made me laugh out loud, florrie.
ReplyDeleteWell, as I've seen it used 'illio' is short for illustration. Not necessarily 'real'. But, in the sense of 10 year old boy/girl play if it caused you to run and shriek... that's great!
Besides, that may be a good name for that creature Lady Red found in those strange and mysterious Arkansas woods. :)
As I posted elsewhere today ....
ReplyDeleteYee Gawd. I've avoided this conversation because I cannot, no matter how hard I try, grasp how any normal man could possibly believe that his purple headed one eyed mouse was, by itself, something any normal woman would find amazing.
What can he be thinking as he focuses his camera or cell phone on his crotch, covered or uncovered, as an object of fascination for anyone, save himself, apparently. And man, I tell you, I want no more details.