Friday, June 4, 2010

Word of the Day

Dictionary.com's word of the day is Manichean (pronounced manneykee) meaning: An adherent of the dualistic religious system of Manes, a combination of gnostic Christianity, Buddhism, Zoroastrianism, and various other elements, with a basic doctrine of a conflict between light and dark.

Not to be confused with Mancunian (pronounced as it looks) meaning: An adherent of the monolistic religious system of worshiping Manchester United, or alternatively Manchester City, the two best football teams in the entirety of Christendom with a doctrine of conflict between best and better.

4 comments:

  1. "If Your Not A Manc Your A Wank!"

    -- Banner on the side of a Manchester United charter bus, from the film Eurotrip

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  2. LOL Jourdan.

    Perfect, innit.

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  3. Mad Maynard (Lead Manchester United Fan, on the charter bus, in France, on the LEFT side of the highway, yelling at people in French cars): Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic fucking garlic-breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose! Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! Fuck off! Phew, I'm knackered.

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  4. "Phew, I'm knackered."

    LOL , par for the Mancurians.

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