Sunday, January 17, 2010

Sunday Evening Giggle Thread

Who said:
Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, “Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.”

11 comments:

  1. AFW... super to see you here!

    God, I sound like a twit. But really, great to see you.

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  2. Yay afw is here!

    Is the answer Mrs. Carter?

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  3. Hi AFW! Welcome to our new home!

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  4. Fay wins the prize! Lillian Carter, mother of Jimmah.

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  5. Why thank you! I thought I'd pop in for a visit since I'm kickin' back after a LOOOOONG drive to see my triplet nephews this weekend. :)

    It's very good to see all of you! I missed you!

    I've got boxing class early tomorrow morning, though, so I won't get to hang out and chat as long as I'd like. Have to go hone my skilz at whackin' on people. :P

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  6. OMG - Fay, you were inspired. And so was Lillian Carter. I kind of wish she had practiced birth control myself.

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  7. Since AFW and Luther are both here, how about some military humor?
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    On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control
    tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

    The tower responded, "Who is calling?"

    The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

    The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference...

    If it is a commercial flight, it is 3 o'clock .

    If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.

    If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.

    If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.

    If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Wednesday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."

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  8. Hahaha... thanks Lady Red. That was funny, especially the Marine Corps version. They know the priorities.

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  9. Hail, hail, (most of) the gang is here!

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