Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay? I put in a bid for a “Mickey Mouse Outfit” and now it seems I'm only thirty-six minutes away from owning Obama and his entire Cabinet.
Some of the "best Obama facts" are funny and entirely appropriate:
US Mail Service published Obama's resume on a new first class stamp.
Biting. Awesome.
Some of them are kinda lame, or mean, or both. The bit about Michelle being a Klingon - I mean c'mon. Why bring her into it. Besides, beautiful women have played Klingons - Roxann Dawson as B'Elanna Torres on Star Trek Voyager, for example. I'm sure Michelle Obama would make an _awesome_ Klingon in full makeup and that's not a bad thing.
In fact, a half-Klingon/half-Ferrengi President would be great - an expansive and robust view of national defense, and an uncompromising fiscal and monetary conservatism. (And would undoubtedly be the ugliest (humanoid) creature ever conceived in the Star-Trek universe).
Obama's problem is that he is half Vulcan, like Spock. And while Spock is not a bad guy, his shortcomings are in fact comical - particularly with respect to his unsuitability for command. The latest Star Trek movie made this point about Spock, and Bill Whittle has made the comparison with Obama.
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ReplyDeleteSome of the "best Obama facts" are funny and entirely appropriate:
US Mail Service published Obama's resume on a new first class stamp.
Biting. Awesome.
Some of them are kinda lame, or mean, or both. The bit about Michelle being a Klingon - I mean c'mon. Why bring her into it. Besides, beautiful women have played Klingons - Roxann Dawson as B'Elanna Torres on Star Trek Voyager, for example. I'm sure Michelle Obama would make an _awesome_ Klingon in full makeup and that's not a bad thing.
In fact, a half-Klingon/half-Ferrengi President would be great - an expansive and robust view of national defense, and an uncompromising fiscal and monetary conservatism. (And would undoubtedly be the ugliest (humanoid) creature ever conceived in the Star-Trek universe).
Obama's problem is that he is half Vulcan, like Spock. And while Spock is not a bad guy, his shortcomings are in fact comical - particularly with respect to his unsuitability for command. The latest Star Trek movie made this point about Spock, and Bill Whittle has made the comparison with Obama.
Hey, don't pick on poor ol' Spock! I like Spock!
ReplyDeleteObama isn't half Vulcan, he's half Romulan; conniving and wanting to rule the universe with his evil little plots.