I think you were being tongue in cheek, Florrie, but no, not too judgmental at all. And Lady Red, you're right, I bet the bastards are working on those ideas as we speak. Wait until they figure out a way to make blood explosive.
I wonder what would happen if someone suggested to the government that they actually scrutinize people who fit the profile of someone who would commit a terrorst act.
"they actually scrutinize people who fit the profile of someone who would commit a terrorst act."
Well that's obviously me.
Your comment reminded me that my business travels will be starting up again come March and I am sure that I will be subject to the same scrutiny as last year and the year before. Although last year was particulaly bizare. On one trip after my laptop bag went through the scanner they decided something was amiss. They pulled my bag off the conveyer belt and proceeded to go through it with a fine tooth comb (when I travel on business I don't usually take a purse, I just throw everything in my laptop bag). So they took the lipstick out of my lipstick case...then couldn't figure out how to open it (for most lipsticks you just twist the bottom of the tube, this was a Chanel lipstick that has a spring loaded catch)so I helpfully showed him how to open it. Then they went through my wallet, took out every credit/debit/ID card. Pulled out all the money and everything else.
I have no idea on G-d's green earth what the hell they were looking for. But I'm sure they felt safer.
Sometimes I feel as if I've walked through the looking glass.
ReplyDeleteThere is apparently no depth of depravity these sick @#$%^s wouldn't exploit to carry out their mass murder agenda.
Or am I being too judgemental?
Boob bombs, scrotum bombs...what's next? Ass@#$% bombs? Up-yer-nose bombs? Vagina bombs? Explosive bamboo-shoots-up-yer-fingernails bombs?
ReplyDeleteI think you were being tongue in cheek, Florrie, but no, not too judgmental at all. And Lady Red, you're right, I bet the bastards are working on those ideas as we speak. Wait until they figure out a way to make blood explosive.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what would happen if someone suggested to the government that they actually scrutinize people who fit the profile of someone who would commit a terrorst act.
ReplyDeleteHow silly of me. Of course we can't do that.
Yes, I was going to put in the old LGF sarcasm tag ( / ) but I resist using any of their stuff.
ReplyDeleteNothing they come up with surprises me anymore.
I know what you mean, Matt. We could at least listen more closely to what has made Israeli security so successful, couldn't we?
ReplyDelete"they actually scrutinize people who fit the profile of someone who would commit a terrorst act."
ReplyDeleteWell that's obviously me.
Your comment reminded me that my business travels will be starting up again come March and I am sure that I will be subject to the same scrutiny as last year and the year before. Although last year was particulaly bizare. On one trip after my laptop bag went through the scanner they decided something was amiss. They pulled my bag off the conveyer belt and proceeded to go through it with a fine tooth comb (when I travel on business I don't usually take a purse, I just throw everything in my laptop bag). So they took the lipstick out of my lipstick case...then couldn't figure out how to open it (for most lipsticks you just twist the bottom of the tube, this was a Chanel lipstick that has a spring loaded catch)so I helpfully showed him how to open it. Then they went through my wallet, took out every credit/debit/ID card. Pulled out all the money and everything else.
I have no idea on G-d's green earth what the hell they were looking for. But I'm sure they felt safer.
Ridiculous.
And I have to go through it all again.
Soon.
I always hated this song.
ReplyDeleteThe sisters got teh crazy
They prayin five times daily
Submitten to teh Allah
And Hamas and Hizballah
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma make make make make you jump
blow your plane to little chunks
my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
my hump my hump my hump my lethal little lumps
Etc.
I agree Lewy, a really foul song by a foul group.
ReplyDeleteLOL at your re-write.