Friday, June 8, 2012

Louis vs. Rick

Louis vs. Rick is an on-going Internet tale of the man who taught his cat how to text.  Highly recommended.

1:45 PM

rick
rick
rick
rick

2:22 PM

rick

Sorry Lou I was away. It's chaos over here, so what do you need?

i need you to come home its thanksgiving

Yeah I'm sorry about that, it's a work crisis, I have to be here.

im having a crisis too

Seriously? I need you to be serious. What is it?

my bowl is full of cat food
my bowl is full of cat food on thanksgiving

I don't have time for this now, Lou. If I get out of here at a reasonable hour I'll pick up something special from the deli and you can have some.

ill believe that when i see it

3:01 PM

rick
rick
rick
 
WHAT

hey how do you make those big letters
 
Shift key.
 
shift wtf is shift
 
Look at the keyboard, one left and one right. You hold them down and push a letter and it makes it big.
 
AAAAAZ?"??"
the two at once thing isnt really working for me
 
Yeah. Well, there's the caps lock too.
 
whats that

Never mind. I have to go. 
 
OH OH MY GOD
 
Christ.
 
RICK
RICK
RICK
RICK
RICK
 
WHAT
 
THIS IS AMAZING WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE
 
Well, it's not really.. I mean, you can use it for certain things, but usually people don't use it because it looks like yelling.
 
I KNOW ITS PERFECT
CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK ALL THE TIME
 
Well keep it to yourself, I'm trying to get things done so I can bring you dinner.
 
ITS GONNA BE A WHOLE NEW ME RICK

8 comments:

  1. LOL! But is he sure he really has a cat? That sounds more like a dog to me. :-)

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    1. I agree. We could settle the question and take some data. There's literally _thousands_ of cats on Twitter; we could tally the percentage that uses all-caps...

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    2. That's definitely a cat. Here is the dog that texts.

      LOL!

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    3. Fay ... that dog tests link is hilarious. And, dead on the money if our critters are any measure.

      "Ari" the real dog chewed up another hose end and fire nozzle today ... if you lag in getting it to play with him, when obsessed, he brings it too you ..and voilà', instant holes in the hose end from his pointy rear teeth. "Ari" is obedience personified, except for obsessions like "his fire hose." Or his jute bite tube. Of course, my giggling and laughing doesn't help much, per Judi.

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    4. Glad you enjoyed it Ari, the "letter from the bank tasted important" one is my favourite LOL!

      Sound like you could write a chapter or ten of "dog" texts :)

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  2. Fay, my favorite doggy text is the "Are you enjoying your muffin" one. So absolutely realistic. Trust me. Would be even better if the dog had texted "Like a lollipop ... right after I cleaned my butt."

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    1. LMAO, you are soooo right Ari!

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  3. Fay, I finally googled "Louis vs. Rick" and spent a lovely half hour giggling myself silly - that is definitely a cat! Your link for the doggy texts was also hilarious. :-)

    Have you seen Simon's Cat shorts? They're a favorite around here - make sure you've got the sound on.

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