Friday, November 21, 2014

Friday Night Music At The Red's

Mrs. lady red be getting down with it...

Mr. lady red be cool with it...

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Coming to a Tax Assessor Near You

When was the Fourth Amendment repealed?


Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Caption Contest

[Also: props to whoever identifies the actual context behind the photo...]

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Hot Off The Presses of Middle Finger News

Who Be the Stupid Ones?

                                                  Middle Finger News Guest Editorial
                                                           By Dr. Jonathan Gruber

I’m not the egomaniacal, deceptive monster you think I am.
Making the rounds on the internet is an unflattering video of me speaking at an academic conference, a place where great minds share the fruits of scholarship. To the uninformed viewer, one of my remarks may seem disparaging, as if I were suggesting American voters suffer from below-average intelligence. The 22-second clip if often viewed out of context, and it’s a far cry from what I was clumsily trying to express, which was simply this:
You stupid. Me not stupid.


Grandma's First Sonogram

This is hilarious! Enjoy.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Yoo hoo, Is That You, Lewy?

The 2014 World Beard and Moustache championship held in Portland, Oregon in October.


I am extremely not fond of facial hair of any kind but I must say I find this chap very handsome, hair and all:

See them all in their hirsute glory here.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Marine Vet Guards Canadian War Memorial

Retired Marine Major R. E. G. “Fox” Sinke, Jr., a highly decorated veteran who did tours in Vietnam, has been standing guard over Canada’s National War Memorial in honor of Corporal Nathan Cirillo, who was killed last month by a lone wolf terrorist while guarding the memorial.

Sinke, a Canadian-American dual citizen who lives in Canada, said “the murder of the young Cpl. Cirillo was so despicable and craven that I just couldn’t find it within myself to do nothing.” He arrived at the memorial at 6:30 a.m. Friday and stood guard by himself until the Canadian honor guard and eight Canadian police officers with fully automatic weapons joined him at 9 a.m.

November 11, 2014

At the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, we shall remember them.

2014 is the 100th anniversary of the outbreak of WW1. At the Tower of London 888,246 ceramic poppies have been installed, each one representing a British or Commonwealth fatality of The Great War.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
by John McCrae

Monday, November 10, 2014

Sunday, November 9, 2014