Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Nightclub bouncer, snowboarding and bungee jump instructor, substitute drama teacher...

And now...Prime Minister.

We are surely fucked...







56 comments:

  1. "I think people were voting for a boyfriend."
    Ezra Levant

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    1. I see "Stay-Puft" man, from Ghostbusters. As in, Choose the form of the destructor!

      The Left has foisted a marshmallow man on us. There would at least be some dignity in suffering under the boot of a Stalin or a Mao, but this...

      How do you say marshmallow in Russian?

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    2. I saw something earlier today which (of course) I can't find again. It basically was a comparison between Obama and Trudeau. The gist of it was that if you thought Obama is testosteronely challenged then just measure him against Trudeau. The result would make Obama look like Teddy Roosevelt.

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    3. "How do you say marshmallow in Russian?"

      JET son of PET

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    4. Well, this will be a test of Jourdan's "worse is better" theory.

      JET will unleash so much chaos that Canada will be overrun from multiple angles and Canadians will soon be faced with a choice: rise up or be crushed.

      Poor Matt... didn't he become Canuk? It's like some political demi-god is playing 3 card Monte with North America... what's next, we head to Mexico?!

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    5. Matt did not become a Canuck. Which means we can both legally escape to the USA, woot.

      Oh wait...

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    6. "Oh wait.."

      Fay, lol!

      I just don't get it. What was going so wrong in Canada that her voters picked the pool boy over Harper? Was it nostalgia for the Trudeau name?

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    7. Ah, found it. Kathy Shaidle, Taki's Magazine:

      "Justin Trudeau is often compared to Barack Obama, but, particularly in terms of both achievement and testosterone levels, Justin Trudeau makes Barack Obama look like Teddy Roosevelt."

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    8. "I just don't get it. What was going so wrong in Canada that her voters picked the pool boy over Harper? Was it nostalgia for the Trudeau name?"

      From what I'm seeing it's down to demographics and social media. There were hoards of 25 to 30 year old bods who had never voted before. All they needed was a hipster and CBC endorsement of the anointed one. And that sealed the deal.

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    9. Isn't there an age requirement? I mean, what is he, like 12? He sounds like he's 12.

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    10. lady red, it has nothing to do with age and everything to do with being a pampered trust fund baby who has never had to work a proper job. He knows nothing about history, or economics, or when there is need for military intervention. He prattles on about climate change, and tax hikes for the rich and how budgets balance themselves.

      Wisdom from the lips of the leader /sarc

      “I haven't done anything. I haven't accomplished anything.”

      "I don't read the newspapers, I don't watch the news. I figure, if something important happens, someone will tell me."

      "You know, I'm not going to go around reciting Pi to the 19th decibel”

      Ruthie's boy child would make a far better PM than this moron.

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  2. Let's see. Inexperienced, seeming semi-competent. Did he campaign on "Hope & Change"? Was he born in Kenya, perhaps?

    Sad to know that Canadians will vote based on surface flash, with little to no underlying depth, just as foolishly as Americans will do so

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    1. Hardly surprising though, given the low-info voter of today.

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    2. ..."seeming semi-competent" don't you mean completely incompetent???

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    3. After watching the video, Yes, I DO mean totally incompetent.

      He sounds like a college freshman, as frightening a thing as I can imagine

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  3. You forgot Frisbee instructor

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  4. I'm sure he'll be receiving a Nobel Prize soon...

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  5. If I were Putin I'd be grabbing the Arctic right about now.

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    1. Putin wouldn't need to grab the Artic lewy, after all Castro was an honourary pall bearer at Justin daddy's funeral. Justin would probably welcome Putin with open arms.

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  6. I cannot understand why there is this big push to make it easy to vote. If they can't bother to go to city hall to register, what makes anyone think they are going to study the issues and make an informed decision?

    Oh yeah, that's the whole idea. Now Canada is in for five years of "It's Stephen Harper's fault."

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    1. "I cannot understand why there is this big push to make it easy to vote. If they can't bother to go to city hall to register, what makes anyone think they are going to study the issues and make an informed decision?"

      I guess that makes too much sense, Matt. The left don't want informed voters, they want mindless sheep they can herd to the voting booth every election cycle. Pathetic, isn't it?

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    2. "The left don't want informed voters, they want mindless sheep they can herd to the voting booth every election cycle. "

      I really need to develop film-making skills.

      I would do a real-sounding parody ad with the tag line, "The less you know, the better we do, we're liberals"

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  7. Oh dear lord, I just watched the video.

    Yes, unfortunately, you guys are truly fucked.

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    1. So florrie, aren't you happy that your country no longer has the distinction of having the world's most idiotic, most stupid, most unqualified, most juvenile, most inept, most inexperienced, most fucked up leader in the free world?

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    2. We could possibly be tied.
      JET is truly a moron. How pathetic that the know-nothing youth pushed this guy into power. Well, I'm sure he's promised them the sun and the moon.

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    3. Indeed, free stuff rules.

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    4. And speaking of "moon" my favourite moniker for JET so far is: Mooncalf.

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    5. That video is horrific. Did Canada have an election, or was it a contest to elect the most vacuous idiot?

      And I thought Barry was bad. *shudder*

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  8. imgw:"http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/lewy14/Ffffuuuuuuu_04fdaf_5520184_zpsbypiascq.jpg"

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    1. Haahaahahahaahaaha!!!!! I'm stealing that.

      Right on, lewy.

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  9. imgw:"http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/lewy14/meme/kermit%20ass_1_zpssl8qjerj.jpg"

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  10. I hate to admit it but...

    LMAO!!!!

    Kermit Goatse, the ultimate irony. I guess the meme has now come full circle.

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    1. There are times when profound obscenity is not merely justified, but essential.

      I believe this is one of those times. ;)

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  11. PET didn't waste any time. He has already told Obama that Canada is now ending its part in fighting ISIS in Syria and is withdrawing its jets and leaving the coalition.

    Win for ISIS. Lose for the rest of the world. And so it begins.

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  12. We in Israel are heart-broken that Stephen Harper is out. We cannot speak of course about how good or bad Harper was for Canada, but for Israel he was outstanding.

    Now having watched that video of your new PM, all I have to say is OMG! Maybe an Oy Vey for good measure. You are really screwed, I'm really sorry to say.

    I didn't know that there could be another "leader" out there who could make Obama seem profound and knowledgeable about world affairs and the economy.

    Seriously my own grandchildren could have given better answers to any of those questions in the video.

    How long does a Canadian PM's incumbency last? (/counting days....)

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    1. annie, if the craziness ever spreads to Israel and you all find yourselves with a celebrity Prime Minister, I just hope it ends up being Moran Atias.

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    2. " I just hope it ends up being Moran Atias"

      *sigh*

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    3. lewy boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful Asian woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight for his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right next to his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?".

      She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

      He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

      Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business at this convention?"

      "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

      "Really?" he said."And what kind of myths are there?"

      "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Mexican descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern redneck."

      Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed..."I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

      "Tonto", he said, "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".

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    4. Florie....great short story about Lewy & his foibles :-)

      Thanks.

      ~Crazy Horse Ricardo Rodriquez aka Dirt Farmer Dick

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    5. How long does a Canadian PM's incumbency last?

      5 years annie, but Harper called this election after only 4 (not sure why).

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    6. If this wasn't a viral internet joke... it is now! :D

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  13. florrie, LOL that's freaking hilarious.

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  14. "~Crazy Horse Ricardo Rodriquez aka Dirt Farmer Dick"

    LMAO!!

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    1. Jimmy Lou Alvirez, but my tribe calls me "Dances with Cowgirls..."

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    2. "Dances with Cowgirls..." HEY!! isn't that some sort of infringement on may already-stolen name?

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  15. Oh my gosh, you guys are killing me! LMAO!!!

    Outstanding story florrie; that's the funniest thing I've read in ages (and hilarious comment Aridog!)! :)) :))

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  16. lewy at October 21, 2015 at 6:06 AM ... that face represents how I feel all to often these days.

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  17. imgw:"http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/lewy14/22478571365_40cf761193_b_zpsjehwqwy0.jpg"

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    1. That lovely young lady on the far right of "Dear Leader's" photo looks like my ex-wife, whom I still like. A few quirks broke us up, but those were brought on by her experience(s) as a refugee in war time from WW2 through Korean war.

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    2. Aridog, you have been lucky in love.

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    3. Not as lucky as the North Korea's Dear Leader, apparently ;)

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    4. lewy, I didn't get that gif you posted. About the 3rd time I looked at it I realized what the word was...

      img:"http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/floranista/emoticons/ashamed0001.gif"

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  18. Lewy ...ha ha...no, one Korean was enough for me :-)

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