Thursday, June 7, 2012

The Black Bra

                       The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door

Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.

I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black
bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to
tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,

Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said,

What's for dinner, Zorro?"


  1. I about peed myself laughing at the punch line, lol...very good!

  2. ... and that, your Honor, that's when I socked it to him...

  3. ROFLMAO!!!

    How did you know I met with my 2 friends, lady red?!?

  4. But the husband of the women who has been married 20 years thinks his wife is incredibly sexy all of the time, so such props do not add anything!

  5. LMAO! I was waiting for the punchline but this one was great! :))

    Good recovery Matt... :)